Funwater Awesome #2 now here!

FUNWATER AWESOME NUMBER TWO NOW AVAILABLE!

That is right! The next issue of FA is here, 1 year in the making! It is all about my time in beauty school, plus a short story about camping! I worked real hard on it, and it's 100 pages, and can be all yours for just three dollars.

THREE DOLLARS!

So if you would be interested in this fresh, vital new voice, the sexiest personal writing since MAUREEN DOWD, then send 3 dollars to:

ZACH MANDEVILLE
118 4th Ave.
Olympia, WA 98501

Or, just come by and see me.

Exciting.

WHICH BRINGS US TO:

FUNWATER AWESOME #3!

I'm currently working on FA3. This one will be pure Tumwater, not really any fancy, Zachsy Schmachsy stuff. I'd like to secure Tumwater into the pantheon of awesome places of all time. and i need your help.

So! I'm looking for personal stories, and memories, and images, and reviews of Tumwater. Your fondest memory, your favorite street, your greatest moment, tumwater's greatest moment. anything to do with Tumwater, and how it's awesome,a nd your place in it, I would like to read, edit, and publish.

I'm asking for not too fancy of stuff. Really personal,clear, simple writing. Why you like Tumwater, or why someone should like Tumwater. I'd rather have prose stuff, compared to poetry, and really j ust off the cuff, conversational anecdotes. does that make any sense? BUT! this will be read all over, not just locally, so it can't be too insular or inside-jokey. Imagine it's written to an alien, like an fifth grade homework assignment, like you're writing about Funwater to Maureen Dowd.

So! If you contribute, you get a free issue, and a soda maybe(i don't know how i'll be on funds at the time, but if possible by hell the soda's yours). And the love of me. but i already love all you guys, so don't worrya bout that.

Anyway, i'd love all your help and please send me your take on FUNWATER!

NOTE: I don't have internet, and check it sporadically, so if possible please mail it to:

118 4th ave
Olympia, WA

Or just hand it to me next time you see me.

Or email it and i'll get to it eventually.

Thanks!

Awesome!

Yeah yeah yeah!